Episode 10
I'll tell you.
Chen Xiang is the evil son of San Sheng Mu and a human.
Jade Emperor issued an edict to publicly strike him down to the hell of no return.
Your dad is a human?
- How come I didn't know that. - You know it now.
San Sheng Mu is as pretty as a flower.
Seeing that really breaks my heart.
How could she fall in love with a human?
So what if she fell in love with a human?
My wife Miss Gao is also a human.
All right, all right. You were a demon then.
How can you be compared with the gods?
I guess that makes sense.
Luckily I have become Envoy Jing Tan.
I'm not constrained by heaven's laws now.
Even though you have entered Buddha's house
you still can't violate heaven's laws.
If you do, you'll be punished the same.
You'd better hand me the evildoer now.
- If you wait till my master comes... - So what?
If Chen Xiang is willing to be a monk he'll be one of the Buddhists.
Er Lang Sheng can't extend his reach to us.
Pig Fairy, how many heads do you have?
You dare to act against Heaven?
Pig head? I'll smash your dog head first.
You really want to fight? You pig head!
Let's go.
Lucky for you, you can run fast or I'll break your dog legs.
He's lucky to run away fast, or I'd have broken his legs.
Master, we're willing to be Buddhists.
You all want to be Buddhists. Great!
One, two, three...
Why is there one missing?
Where's Xiao Yu?
Xiao Yu, now Granny can tell you my goal.
Goal? What goal?
You silly girl.
Hanging around with Chen Xiang is dangerous.
Why would I have let you take on such a great risk?
Granny, you still want to steal his Lotus Lantern?
I let you go with Chen Xiang...
so that I can find his mother, San Sheng Mu.
Then I can get from her the pithy formulas.
But the lantern needs power of compassion. I don't have it.
I thought I had lost the chance of revenging for your parents.
But God is kind, he let me know a secret.
What secret?
The wick of the Lotus Lantern.
If one swallows the Lotus Lantern's wick
one will immediately possess ten thousand years' supernatural power.
Sky Breaking Palms can be achieved instantly.
Granny...
Granny, Lotus Lantern belongs to Chen Xiang.
We can't take it without permission. No, Granny.
Xiao Yu, I can tell that you like Chen Xiang.
So you must steal the wick for me.
Why?
If you don't steal the wick for me...
I will kill him.
Granny! Granny!
In ten days, you must get me the wick.
If I don't see it by then, I'll... kill him.
I... What should I do? Granny...
Xiao Yu...
- Xiao Yu.... - This is bad.
Has something happened to her?
Chen Xiang, don't worry. She'll be fine.
Usually you're the one in trouble.
Since you always come out all right, she'll be fine too.
Xiao Yu...
Is Xiao Yu his fiancee?
- How do you know? - Look at how anxious he is.
Even a dummy could tell.
Do you think they're a good match?
Quite a match. One is sillier than the other.
I've met you a while now but I still don't know your name.
- My last name is Ding. - I know. Ding what?
You were afraid to be found out as a girl.
Now you don't have to worry anymore.
My name is a bit like that idiot's name, Ding Xiang.
Ding Xiang, quite easy to remember.
- Just like him, there's the word Xiang. - Ding Xiang?
- ls your dad the philanthropist Ding? - How do you know?
Is your dad named Liu Yan Chang?
No, my dad isn't Liu Yan Chang. No...
Your dad is named Liu Yan Chang.
Why suddenly he is not Liu... Yan Chang?
- Family friends. - So unexpected.
- I'll kill you. - What's wrong?
Let go of me.
People can get hurt. What's the matter?
Ding Xiang, stop it. Go away.
- Don't. Don't do that, Ding Xiang. - Go away.
Don't run! Stop!
Stop there. Repay my dad and my brother's lives.
A bit younger than me. Luckily, he's not ugly.
Ding Xiang, are you okay?
He's caring.
Tell the truth, did you see it?
See what?
Stop pretending.
- I said I didn't. - Did you see it or not?
You want to kill me anyway.
What's the difference whether I saw it or not?
If you saw it...
- then I wouldn't kill you. - Why?
Tell me first.
I... I saw it.
You did... then you have to take responsibility.
What responsibility?
You have seen a girl's body.
What responsibility do you think it is?
Xiao Yu...
Xiao Yu, where have you gone? I've been so worried.
Has anything happened to you?
All right. Everything is fine if you're fine.
What should I do?
Why was I so impulsive to promise them?
I'd be in great trouble if Er Lang Shen came.
However...
Buddha helps those who happen to meet him.
Since they've come to my Jing Tan Temple
they are fated with Buddha and me.
Besides, there are two lovely girls.
They're so easy on the eyes.
Master...
- I'd better hide. - Master...
- You go that way to search. - All right. I'll go that way.
- Have you found him? - No. - Me neither.
Is he regretting his promise?
Ding Xiang, you seem to know Pig Fairy pretty well.
Do you think he'll go back on his word?
Don't ask me. I don't know.
Ding Xiang, now we're on the same boat.
We have to help each other.
Who's going to sleep on the same bed with you?
On the same bed? I said on the same boat.
Then... didn't you say on the same boat?
A boat and a bed are about the same.
A boat is bigger. Right, Ding Xiang?
I know if he's going to go back on his word.
Do you know who Pig Fairy used to be?
No.
He used to be Commander Tian Peng in charge of 10,000 soldiers in heaven.
- Do you know what kind of person that is? - No.
Go on.
You stay over there to listen.
You go. It's enough that I know.
- Later... - Later?
Later...
What happened later?
He became a monk later.
- You know a monk never lies. - Right.
Once he gives a promise, he wouldn't back out.
He isn't like some other people...
who know very well that they're engaged but still...
Do you know what's most important in a man?
What?
Credibility! Without it, people will despise him.
It doesn't matter who his father is
or that he's a commander or an envoy...
he'll be despised.
He'll be too ashamed to face people.
There's no place to hide.
Everyone will see him blush.
Even the back of his head will be blushing. Still covering?
Chen Xiang...
Feel better?
- Actually, you can't blame it all on him. - Then am I to blame?
I'll quit talking. This doesn't involve me.
Let's think of how to find Pig Fairy.
It's so tiring to hang around with you idiots.
Fire!
Where? What's on fire? Where?
- Where? - See? He's come out.
Master...
You're back.
Xiao Yu, ask him to be your teacher.
- I don't need a teacher. - Why?
Granny can teach me.
- Then, you're not leaving, are you? - No, she won't leave.
That's good...
It'll be a pity to shave all that pretty hair.
We have to shave our hair?
- Of course. - What about me?
You will become a nun.
- You two will be monks. - Monks?
What? You're not willing?
Then I'm not willing to take you as disciples.
No... I want to ask you if...
- Can I still see my parents if I am a monk. - Yes.
But when you see your dad, you have to call him Mr. Liu
and call your mom, Ms. Yang.
Oh what? You can't have a wife either.
- Oh... - Yeah!
The girl is right.
You can't marry if you are a monk.
Make up your mind quickly. Want to be a monk?
I...
Come on, you're a man, don't be so indecisive.
- Can't we be your secular disciples? - Yes, right.
Well... You can...
But if you don't take the monastic vow...
when Er Lang Shen comes...
I won't be able to speak in your behalf.
How would Buddha protect you?
So, if I want to be a monk, I have to...
shave off my hair so as to be your disciple.
- Then you'll teach me martial arts. Right? - Right.
- I'll think it over. - Take your time then.
San Sheng Mu violated heaven's law but it's not Chen Xiang's fault.
Your Majesty and Her Highness are wise and kind.
Surely you won't be so unfair.
So I've brought Er Lang Shen here to get justice.
He should be punished for abusive actions in your name.
Nezha, are you pretending not to know?
I don't understand what you mean, Your Majesty.
Er Lang Shen was really ordered by us to capture Chen Xiang.
You stopped him from arresting a criminal.
That's violating heaven's law. Understand?
I can't believe it.
Your Majesty and Her Highness are wise and kind...
Nezha!
The warrant to arrest Chen Xiang was sent everywhere.
Have you really not seen it?
I really haven't seen it.
It's also beyond my imagination that...
- as understanding as Your Majesty... - Shut up.
You're obviously protecting Chen Xiang by pretending to be ignorant.
- Guards. - Yes, Your Highness.
Take Nezha down to meditate for 500 years.
- Yes, Your Highness. - Your Highness...
There should be no guilt for not knowing.
Though Nezha released Chen Xiang...
considering he did not know...
I hope Your Highness will forgive him.
If I spared Nezha today, and...
tomorrow someone else will help Chen Xiang...
and pretended to know nothing...
then I'd have to spare him too? Arrest him!
- Have mercy, Your Highness. - Have mercy, Your Highness...
Her Highness is right. You may stop pleading.
- Escort Nezha down. - Yes, Sire.
Let's go.
Er Lang Shen...
What is the status on capturing Chen Xiang?
Dog Fairy tracked down Chen Xiang... to Pig Fairy Envoy Jing Tan's temple.
But Pig Fairy expelled Dog Fairy
and wanted to take Chen Xiang and cohorts as his disciples.
It's so bold of him.
Er Lang Shen.
Take the troops to the human world to arrest Pig Fairy, Chen Xiang and their lot.
Wait a minute.
Envoy Jing Tan has taken Buddhist vows.
It may create conflict between us and Buddha.
Er Lang Shen, go and talk with Pig Fairy.
Only fight if he insist on refusing to hand over Chen Xiang.
Just teach him a lesson.
- Don't make Buddha lose face. - Yes, Sire.
Any other ministers want to report?
Go to Jing Tan Temple at once.
Tell Chen Xiang to leave there quickly.
I don't know where Jing Tan Temple is.
You have to find out soon.
Or you may not get there too late.
You must hurry.
If we don't shave hair, we can't be Pig Fairy's disciples. What should we do?
My head is about to explode thinking about it.
Oh yes. Where have you been these few days?
You keep refusing to tell me.
Xiao Yu, you must be hiding something.
You have been acting strange lately.
I... All right. I'll ask you...
- Why did you touch her face? - Whose face did I touch?
Then how did she know you did not wash your hands?
That's it?
And... You said one can't casually touch a girl's body.
But you touch hers.
And you saw her body and you held her.
I'm sorry, Xiao Yu. That was a coincidence.
I covered her mouth to stop her from making sounds.
Forget it. I'm not mad anymore.
Xiao Yu, I want to...
I want to kiss you. Can I?
- Why are you peeping at us? - Me?
You think you're the justified one?
Ding Xiang...
Chen Xiang, wake up quickly. Chen Xiang...
Eighth Prince, wake up. Hurry, wake up.
Look! The Lotus Lantern is flashing again.
Chen Xiang, what should we do? Think quickly.
Xiao Yu, why are you here?
I... I was in the yard.
I saw flashes in your house.
I thought it must be the Lotus Lantern.
So I came in to tell you.
It's all right now. Go back to sleep.
- Go back to sleep. - Yes, sleep.
- Comfortable? - Yes. Don't touch there.
- Back massage now. - Comfortable?
Master, to be frank... you don't seem like you haven't washed in years.
Impossible. Just three days at most.
- Right. One day at most. - Or half a day.
You wicked kids.
Cut it off. I understand.
I won't teach you if you aren't monks.
Back there. At the back of the neck.
Come on. Back there.
You won't wash? I'll wash myself.
To tell you the truth...
- I haven't washed for 300 years. - Who's scared?
Master...
- Master... - Shut up.
Fire!
- Fire... - Get water!
You're here.
But if you don't teach us martial arts you won't see us anymore.
Why?
Because if you don't teach us we'll go elsewhere to find a teacher.
All right, I'll teach you.
In ten days
bring me the wick. If I don't see the wick, I'll... kill him.
Xiao Yu, what's wrong?
Nothing. I just fell down.
You're not focused. How can you build up skills?
- Do you like her too? - Who? I...
What makes you so happy?
You have to run here to laugh?
Nothing... Nothing...
But I don't know what he likes to eat.
Just buy anything pigs like.
Right. Your idea is better than Chen Xiang's.
You guys don't thank me enough.
If it hadn't been me...
Pig Fairy wouldn't be teaching him martial arts.
Right. Chen Xiang is a country bumpkin.
I hate him. He's so annoying.
- You're annoyed by him? - Yes.
- On what basis does he annoy you? - I...
I am annoyed by him for you. You like him so much.
I don't like him.
But you keep pestering him.
I have my own difficulties.
I don't want to marry him, but my parents arranged it.
If I resisted, people would say we Ding Family betrayed our honor.
I can't be so selfish... and bring shame to my family. Right?
Right, you're so understanding.
I have an idea... to help you fulfill your duty and...
not have your family accused of betrayal.
What's your idea?
Make him break off the engagement.
- How can't that be? - Why not?
If Ding family's engagement gets ditched I'd rather be the first to dishonor it.
Then, there's no other way?
No other ways.
That means you have to marry him?
It's not that I must marry him.
Haven't I told you?
I don't like him.
Right, I have another idea.
What other idea?
However he treats you, you treat him the same way.
Didn't he fall for someone else?
You may fall for someone else as well.
But... who should I fall for?
Pig Fairy is a monk.
Nothing... Nothing's wrong.
Er Lang Shen has ordered.
Tell us the Lotus Lantern's pithy formulas and we won't kill you.
- One, two, three, four... - What are you counting?
Nothing.
Nothing is something.
Then what are you counting?
I was just counting for fun.
Ding Xiang...
Ding Xiang, why aren't you asleep?
Ao Chun, come out with me.
All right.
Don't forget to return soon.
We have to practice at five in the morning.
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
No. Today is really the tenth day.
Xiao Yu, why are you still awake?
I... I want to sleep with you two.
But there's only one bed here.
Can't I sleep with you two on the same bed?
What about Eighth Prince?
Can I squeeze in with you two?
Is Ding Xiang being mean to you?
No.
Then why are you here?
I just want to stay with you.
Xiao Yu, I have something to tell you.
But promise you won't get mad.
- What's it? - Ding Xiang and I...
It's all my dad's fault.
Before I was born, my dad arranged my marriage...
with Ding Xiang.
You and Ding Xiang...
So...
So... I really seduced someone's man.
I'm really a bad woman.
- I'm a fox fairy. - It's not your fault or our fault.
It's my dad's fault.
A kind fox fairy like you is so rare.
But Ding Xiang must be mad.
She must be very sad.
Right, she must be very sad now.
But as time goes by...
she'll fall in love with someone else. She won't be sad then.
Will she really love someone else?
Yes. Eighth Prince likes her. After some time...
she'll fall in love with him for sure.
- Really? - Really.
So we have to treat her nicely now.
She'll stop being mad with us gradually.
- Chen Xiang, I'll listen to you. - You're so nice.
Stop running. Tell me what happened.
What happened?
It's okay, Ding Xiang. I'm here.
She's counting the days.
Counting what days?
What do you think?
- I have no idea. - You're so stupid.
I'm stupid. Leave them alone.
Let them count whatever days.
Why are you holding me?
I like you...
Chen Xiang... Chen Xiang...
Chen Xiang, the Lotus Lantern is so pretty.
Yes.
Where does the light come from?
I've checked it before.
It's from the lantern's wick.
The wick... What will happen if the wick is gone?
Without the wick, the Lotus Lantern will lose its power.
It'll be the same as any ordinary lantern. It'll be useless.
All right.
We'll have to get up early to practice.
Go to bed now.
No, Chen Xiang. I want to sleep with you.
All right then.
Don't, Granny. Granny...
Granny... don't. Chen Xiang, run quickly.
Xiao Yu, get out of the way.
Chen Xiang, run quickly. Chen Xiang...
Xiao Yu...
- We... - You... Don't misunderstand.
- We didn't do anything. - Nothing.
- Have you seen Xiao Yu? - No.
Lost her again?
Lost at the right time.
Let's help him look for her.
I'm not going.
- Let's go. Come on. - I'm not going.
Xiao Yu... Xiao Yu...
Xiao Yu, where are you?
Why are you yelling this late at night?
- Xiao Yu... - Rascal.
Xiao Yu...
Granny, please don't kill him.
Please don't kill him.
If you don't bring the wick, I'll surely kill him.
Granny... Granny, please...
What's wrong, granny?
Don't scare me. Granny, what's wrong?
What's wrong with you, Granny?
You scratched Granny's wounds.
Er Lang Shen's men are chasing me to kill me.
Are you all right?
Granny got hit by Mei Shan Brothers' Lethal Palm.
My power is greatly damaged.
I need a fairy's vitality... in order to recover.
The vitality of a fairy.
It's easy to get a fairy's vitality. But if...
the Sky Breaking Palm can't be achieved soon...
Granny's life will be in great danger...
not to mention making revenges.
Xiao Yu...
Xiao Yu, where are you?
Xiao Yu...
Xiao Yu must be in danger. What should I do?
Don't be anxious. She was okay last time.
But the Lotus Lantern didn't flash last time.
Xiao Yu, you must stay safe.
If anything happened to you, what am I to do?
- Xiao Yu! - Let's go.
Xiao Yu...
Without the wick... the Lotus Lantern will become useless.
Even if Granny didn't kill Chen Xiang he'd fall into Er Lang Shen's hands.
After Granny has achieved Sky Breaking Palms...
Er Lang Shen will be no match for Granny.
I will help him.
Granny, I can't get close to Lotus Lantern.
When the idea of stealing the wick pops up in my mind...
the lantern will flash that... that light.
Look... it burned my hands.
You can... try again this way.
Xiao Yu, you are too kind.
I doubt that rascal has the same conscience.
Chen Xiang... Chen Xiang...
Chen Xiang, come out.
I can see you.
Who's that... So noisy!
You actually... behind my back...
Eighth Prince, you sure have a sense of loyalty.
That's right. I do have a sense of loyalty.